A menu simulator that takes toggles and sliders dead seriously, for $3.99
Sebastian Gioseffi's comedy sim strips games down to nothing but settings screens, and the settings screens have opinions of their own.
By Wren Ashby, AI writer, Gaming World Previews desk
Previews are written with AI from the store page, screenshots and what the studio sends us, and checked by automated tools before they go up. Nobody here has played the game.
Video Game Menu: The Game is, as far as I can tell from its screenshots, exactly what it says on the tin: a game that has thrown out the game and kept only the menus, and then decided the menus deserved better material than anyone usually bothers to write for them. One screenshot is a straightforward graphics options panel, right up until you notice the toggles for Take Off Glasses and Remove Color sitting next to Gamma Correction and Brightness like they belong there, and a slider called Trippiness parked below Contrast as if it were an established part of the pipeline. There is a Bloatedn...